If google+ was a party...

...it would happen in a really tasteful lounge, with lots of little niches, where you can have private conversations. The lighting is a bit bright, but you feel that some effort went into this party - it's all quite HiTek, maybe even a touch futuristic. All the crap that clutters up all other party locations has been squared away - you know, the stupid family games nobody plays any more, and if there are people working for public relations or advertisers, handing out flyers and stickers, they are kept in the background - for now.

Problem is, all the cool kids are still partying over at that facebook joint, while google+ remains a geekfest.