Justice demands it!

Matt Taibbi of Rolling Stone fame plans the establishment of a new, improved Supreme Court to rule in cases of assholedom and fuckhattery. I think it's about time someone took care of that. Judges will get cool outfits complete with ibex-horned helmets and flowing robes. I'm quite sure that there will be other perks. If you have some legal experience or think that you are a preeminent scholar of assholism drop him a line - you might just be selected to be one of the nine that will become members of this august body.